The Pledge

We, the undersigned, pledge our undying commitment to the Movement for Marxmas.

We pledge to furthering its cause throughout the world, primarily through eagerly, persistently, and annoyingly reminding our friends and family throughout the year of our commitment to the struggle for Marxmas, as well as through confronting and debasing any pro-Christmas, anti-Marxmas arguments we come across at any time and in any location.

Finally, at its inevitable commencement, we pledge to give our souls and our bodies to the glorious Marxmas Revolution, and to take up arms to defend it, if necessary (it will be).

In solidarity,